Dog, what the hell you talkin' bout? It is February dude or is that just another one of your left handed typos?

No people it is a new word in my developing political lexicon. ComPalining is my new word for our 21st century "fun with words" political Shakespearean dictionary.

We all complain, Hell if you didn't complain about something I, and many others, would think your dead, brain dead, passed out drunk, stupified by downers or something that would make you less than human.

Now I can bitch and moan as good as the rest of you. I learned it from watching my elders bitch and moan all their lives. (the Scots and Irish are great bitchers and moaners and they are poetic about it too), And I can even bitch and moan and make you laugh about my bitching and moaning while I am bitching and moaning. In fact, I bitch and moan to make myself laugh just so I will stop bitching and moaning. Some of the best comedians where 'bitchers and moaners', they made their whole act about bitching, bellyaching, whining and complaining and we laughed out loud with them while they bitched and moaned about the same thing we bitch and moan at. We vicariously bitched and moaned with them and we were better for it.

The funny thing is that sometimes a bitcher and moaner goes off the deep end. You may have one of these types in your family or work place, the cranky grandma, the annoying drunk uncle, The over extended boss at work, the co-worker who hate you and everyone else they work with, the spinster aunt that hates everything or the grumpy spouse or teenager in your house that just bitches and moans to hear themselves bitch and moan. These 'ComPaliners' are everywhere.

Now I think you are getting to where my word 'ComPalin' comes from.

Without mentioning her name in print, not even getting near who we are really talking about, I want you to provide the definitions for the word ComPalin and ComPalining.

Can you do that with a February "we don't know who she is" fun and make us bitchers and moaners laugh?

This article is open to any bitchers and moaners who just want to bitch and moan and have fun while bitching and moaning about bitchers and moaners.

The bitching and moaning floor is now open to all you bitchers and moaners.

Give us your "ComPalin" definition with example please.