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"please, will you just go to bed now!"
"Let's Party, Dawg!"
"Isn't this our road?"
A tight fit and a favorite rock and hard place.
The old watering hole.
"yummy, he threw us some catfood."
Fergus guards the cat food from the rooster.
"well, this is what I think about your nail clipping idea."
The buddies.
Goofy buggers, always getting in front of the camera. I thought for while now that it was some kind of electro-magnetic power or it was the power that the orbed lens glass has, or it was the little buzzing and clicking that goes on that somehow attracts animals to wander into the picture plane and ruin a perfect camera shot of an inanimate object made by humans.
I have experimented with this premise and found that you can place a small empty rectangular box in front of your face and the animals will do nothing. Then you can glue a photo image of a camera on to that box, place it in front of your face and the animals will still not enter into your fake picture plane. Add some noise you say, did that, didn't work, animals were still unmoved and without any auditory induced nervousness to all the fakeness of the whole implied genre of experimental tools.
So it was down to two things, electro-magnetic energy or the lens.
Well since I can't produce that energy thingie very well I got my magnifying glass and my telescope and my monocle and opera glasses out and there you have it, the animals always appeared when ever and where ever I looked out of these orbicular optical contraptions.
And if I combined my different lens together I saw weird and amourpous animal shapes of all kinds and the combinations still did not scare the lens hounds at all.
It's the glass that makes animals appear in your photos all the time and not just any old glass, glass with shape, rounded shape.
All those wonderful shots of your beautiful rug pattern, your perfect lawn photo, your beautiful couch and living room furniture images, your perfect nail job on the porch floor planks summer photo all ruined because animals have been attracted to your camera lens and have walked in and ruined your perfect photos by placing their furry carcass somewhere it shouldn't be.
What is a photographer with pets to do?
Well, we must take more photos and hope that the animals don't notice what we are doing.
It will be a long and hard fight because animals are tenacious lens attracters.
