Since the last presidential election we have been fed a steady diet of "End of America" scenarios from the right and it is one man who is creating all of this, Yep, President Obama, he caused this all to happen. (if only we had all went for John and Sarah we would not be here today, we would be somewhere else being happy as clams in chowder (New England stye, not that Red Manhattan stuff).
Yep, it is Obama's fault that the right wing is having continual 'Apocalyptic Apoplexy'. This one man has made the Right Wing in our country pop a blood vessel in their collective brain. A repetitive song of non stop red meat rhetoric that has kept this crew fed and always hungry for more. Birth Certificates, secret Muslim, sharia law taking over, guns taken away, freedoms and liberty stolen, a Joe Stalin kind of Commie, a genetically mutated red diaper baby, a socialist snake in the grass, king and tyrant, and the always faithful hate group, the Nazi.
Also, Obama hates America, God, baby and adult Jesus, the traditional family, Puritans and Thanksgiving turkeys, John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy, The Average White Band, Winston Churchill and Great Britain, our soldiers and their families, Mom and Pop stores, The Constitution, Our Founding Fathers (never mind our Founding Mothers), George Washington's wooden teeth, the cherry tree myth, dogs (he ate one ya know), big cigar smokers, apple pie and Mommies who bake them, kitties, pimps (except white dudes who pretend to be pimps), business owners who sell kitties and our exceptional nature to love ourselves. And he personally killed Andrew Brietbart.
Obama loves unwed mothers, abortion doctors, welfare queens (forget about the welfare kings), terrorists, deficit spending, Saul Alinsky, his Dad and Step Dad (but not his Mom), madrassas and turbans, his Real 'Secret' Daddy, Malcom X, the old Black Panthers and the New and Improved Black Panthers, hummis with pita bread, Goats Head Soup and Satan and The Rolling Stones, the Crips and Bloods, illegal voters, and that vegetable garden that ruined the White House lawn.
President Obama has done nothing but play golf, appear on Late Night TV, vacation everywhere but America, force the Chief Justice to go against his ideological principles, bought his wife millions of dollars worth of clothing, went swimming with his shirt off, wasted millions of gallons of precious fuel riding around in planes and helicopters and cars instead of sitting in the oval office 24/7 and he has been sleeping every night when it's 3:00 AM (the most dangerous time in the world) and keeping us unsafe from all of our enemies (who never sleep, just like rust).
He also caused the GOP to let its most strident politicians run for the White House and he made them all lose to Mitt Romney.
How did Obama do this? Well, he made them all believe that anybody could beat him.
After three and a half years of listening to the constant, none stop Chicken Little/Dead Horse nonsense over and over and over again, it may be time to get at least one new band leader in the GOP.
Not too many folks are listening to the broken record anymore.
But hey, it's your show and people are starting to talk about it.
Rerun season is now over.