So Donald feels he has a winning strategy to get Romney elected, bribe a president.

Hell Donald, just take your toupee off on National TV during Prime Time and I and many others will vote for Mitt.

Do we got a deal?

An Eleventh hour political stunt does not suggest a winning strategy, it smells of desperation Donnie.

Damn, now I messed up my political vacation.

Oh well, it won't be long till Christmas and we can battle over who loves baby Jesus more.