How come men can't wear bright colorful footwear anymore?

Why is there no pork salad sandwich?

Would a book like Washing Dishes for Dummies sell big?

if you were Superman, could you really never use your X-ray vision to check out girls?

Girls, if you were Wonder Woman would you use your lasso to get the best looking guy?

How come gumbo don't have no gum?

Which would you eat first, a chicken or an egg sandwich while crossing the road?

Should men start painting their penis to attract more attention than usual?

A bell?

Should woman get extensions for their public hair?

small dingo balls?

If men want everything and they get it then why aren't they ever satiated long enough to let other men enjoy a bit of wealth taking too?

If you had a hammer for every idiot who ever worked in government would you have a foot on the neck of the proletariat or a hold on market and value?

Why does bull shit sell for more than anything else on the internet?

If humans are soooo smart how come dogs don't serve them breakfast, lunch and dinner?

and the big question that keeps me up at night is- If I were to leave a large bag of lint on the moon and call it art would that then make the whole moon the art work or just the bag of lint?

Please be stupid enough to ask your stupid questions here for the dictionary.