Dear overly educated suburban white voters,
Donnie has finally listened to his new henpecking man handlers, and he has realized that a large section of former Republican voters, overly educated suburban white people, are not on board this year. So in order to show you that when he really has to do it, he will do diplomatic, and fly over the border, that he wants to wall up, and meet the guy, that he wants to force to pay for the wall. Just for you.
If that is not the most grandiose sign of diplomacy ever enacted, then there has never been such a thing as diplomacy ever before!
You see, Donnie's Demographic outreach is sort of tied to you more, dear suburban hockey and soccer moms, he needs you to vote for him a lot more than Hispanics or Blacks, to even stand a chance of not getting beaten so badly, that it becomes the most historic political ass whipping ever!
Donnie wants to do history, but not that way.
But I do hope Donald will go further while there, he could promote his brand of Taco Bowls.
He could buy his wife a chihuahua or 10 and smuggle them back in his plane.
He should get off the plane wearing a large sombrero and a serape.
He should discuss a new Trump Hotel for Mexico City.
And he could get the Mexican National Police to look into the Clinton e-mails and the Clinton Foundation to find how she and Bill have been supporting illegal immigration since the 1920's.
He could also just buy all that border property and create an international golf course.
Don't you want a more kinder and gentler Daddie Donnie?
What else could and should Donald do while he is out of our Country, to promote the idea that he really loves us as much as he loves Ivanka, er, I mean, Melania?
Another overly educated, but rural, White voter