I am so happy to see many conservatives may now be losing their former prudish nature and coming out to support genital shaking as a wonderful way to greet woman now. Of course they may never get used to male on male genital shaking just yet, but they have come a long way in accepting the idea that men can now shake a woman's vagina during a friendly public greeting, without being arrested for sexual assault. Who knew that the sexual revolution still had somewhere to go?
So maybe a few rules are in order to start the process.
1. Shake and let go- just a few seconds is all you need to greet a girl, anymore than that and you are just being a hog, greet, shake and release.
2. Dress vs pants- woman wearing pants are sending you a very clear signal that they really want a genital shake from you. There is really no other reason for them to wear pants in public anyway, they are in fact displaying what they have already. Now dresses may be a little different, so it might be important to understand fashion and material first. Silk and other delicate material can wrinkle very easily so ask before shaking when you see them wearing fine couture. Say something like "may I shake your genitals or are you menstruating at the moment"?
3. Age appropriate genital shaking- It might be best to shake only the genitals of woman who are very close in age to you. It might not look good to shake the genitals of a younger girl or a very old woman. If in doubt ask if they are OK with it.
4. Genital signage-Woman who are frigid should wear an appropriate sign around their genital area, "Do Not Disturb", "Don't go there" or even "Fuck off" is acceptable signage for the non genital shaking woman.
5. Words matter- Don't be crude boys, use a nicer term for a woman's genitals when you wish to shake them.
6. Family vs stranger genital shaking- It may seem weird, but shaking a stranger's genitals may be more acceptable than shaking a family member's genitals. Grandma, Mom, Aunt, Sister and Daughter may not be the best genitals to shake, but a cousin should be OK with it.
7. Husbands and boyfriends- now we all know you may not like another man shaking your girl's genitals. but boys, you don't own those genitals, she does, so you better get over it right now. Other men just want to be nice and make you girl feel wanted, relaxed and accepted when meeting them.
8. Genital shaking education- it might be a good idea for federally mandate genital shaking education in public schools. Grade school would be a good place to start the learning process.
remember, genitals are not scared, and now they are not even private. So get to work and shake some genitals!