It is very simple why the election is rigged against you Mr Trump, you are not normal, nor are you exceptional, you are exceptionally Abbie Normal, and the election is rigged against you for that reason.
You put the whackie in Whack A Doodle.
You are the harm that destroys harmony.
You are the ass in assault.
You are sans sane.
You are the pet of petulance.
You are the angry anal prob of aggression.
You are the bomb of bombast.
You wear the hat of hate, you speak the whine of wieners, and you are the doctor of the dickhead academy.
You sell the dissertation of disparagement.
You are the hum of humbug.
You jar with your jargon.
You are the men of menial.
You are the core of coarse.
You are the rude of rudimentary.
And you are the dis of the disruptive, the disrespectful and the disreputable.
For these reasons, and many more, the election is rigged against you.
You are Mister Abbie Normal, the wrong brain in a jar, put into a dead body, that made it a living monster.
Do not be puzzled by this, the majority of us are rigged to vote against such a person.